A really weird story that proves love conquers all. Yep....that's all I got A really weird story that proves love conquers all. Yep....that's all I got ...more
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are invited to Big Time Bingo. Where the prizes are bigger, better, and bloodier.
Chris and his two friends are always draggLadies and Gentlemen, you are invited to Big Time Bingo. Where the prizes are bigger, better, and bloodier.
Chris and his two friends are always dragged to play bingo with their family members. Now there is a new bingo hall opening up, which means another weekend wasted. From the start, the boys notice something is seriously wrong at the Big Time Bingo hall. The food is addicting as crack. Losers are violent. The owner is creepy as hell. Each day, the players of this deadly game of numbers become more bloodthirsty. Can Chris save his family and his friends?
See, this is the bingo games I am meant to be playing ...more
Petey is having nightmares and flashbacks of horrifying commercials. A cereal called Fruit Fun where the mascot is a girl bunny called Berry Bunny. HePetey is having nightmares and flashbacks of horrifying commercials. A cereal called Fruit Fun where the mascot is a girl bunny called Berry Bunny. He learns as a kid he saw the commercials for real. A group of kids sitting around the breakfast table slurping down Fruit Fun. However, instead of fruit flavored bits, the cereal is real miniature children. Petey's father witnesses him almost being pulled into the commercial.
Seems Fruit Fun is back along with Berry Bunny. Petey and his three friends manage to get pulled into the commercial and become trapped. Can Petey escape the bunny before he becomes breakfast fuel with 13 different vitamins in it?
I agree with Mellick on the 80s kids thing. We had weird commercials, cartoons, clothes, hairstyles, and toys. We rocked weirdness like no other decade....more
Franklin Pierce watched his brother and sisters die by the wicked fangs of a Candy Woman. He has vowed to hunt them down and kill as many as possible Franklin Pierce watched his brother and sisters die by the wicked fangs of a Candy Woman. He has vowed to hunt them down and kill as many as possible in revenge. He gets the chance one evening when he witnesses an attack. Following the Candy Person back through the sewers he discovers a whole candy land. Unfortunately for him, he is captured by the same Candy Woman that killed his siblings. Even worse he is now her submissive and mating partner.
No idea what I just read, but I love it! I need more of this in my life. Only Mellick can bring us cannibal candy creatures wrapped up in a delicious love story of when opposite species attract. I think Mellick answered that age old question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop ...more
Well well well. This bizzaro read has hidden layers. You have to pull back the layers of the story to get to the message underneath. What I got from iWell well well. This bizzaro read has hidden layers. You have to pull back the layers of the story to get to the message underneath. What I got from it was to truly love someone you have to know and accept them for who they really are. Flaws and all. If we really dissect ourselves and hold our different layers to the light, the things that make us who we are, we would find some of them ugly, beautiful, mean, breathtaking, shiny, and a touch of crazy. All those lovely pieces that make us who we are as a whole person. Who knew Mellick would have me pondering deep thoughts on a Thursday afternoon.
Ever wanted to take a deep trip into the mind of insanity? In Rabbit Skin Glue Iris beckons us to take that journey. Fasten your seatbelts, it is a heEver wanted to take a deep trip into the mind of insanity? In Rabbit Skin Glue Iris beckons us to take that journey. Fasten your seatbelts, it is a hell of a ride. We find our main character, Iris, commissioning a painting. Not just any painting. A painting that will predict how she will die. While she is waiting she becomes convinced a rabbit, called Slipshod, is residing within her body. As her madness deepens you will find your mind slipping too. Soon Slipshod will need to be born from his constrictive womb. Will Iris survive the labor to bring her beloved rabbit into reality?
This was some serious good writing. I felt like I was wrapped up in the madness that was Iris. Very good read.
Staci's vagina has a hidden world deep inside. She convinces her boyfriend Steve to lube up and go exploring. Inside he finds a weird world with inhabStaci's vagina has a hidden world deep inside. She convinces her boyfriend Steve to lube up and go exploring. Inside he finds a weird world with inhabitants. After a few journeys Steve finds herself stuck inside and unable to return to the world. This is a different read, but in a cool way. I love books that are different and challenge your imagination. So bring some flavored lube, plus your sense of adventure to take a wild ride inside Staci's vagina.
*Squeal* My second book by Mellick and I loved it. Tick and Polly have never met their parents. They live in a nursery being raised by a nanny. They h*Squeal* My second book by Mellick and I loved it. Tick and Polly have never met their parents. They live in a nursery being raised by a nanny. They have never left the confines of this safe space. When the machines that provide the things they need for survival stop working the kids will need to venture out the nursery to find their parents. Once they leave, the house, they discover is a maze. Long corridors, endless rooms, and something is hunting them from the shadows. The further they go into the house more secrets are revealed. Excellent read. I had to know how it ended so I read it all at one time....more
The last grocery store in the world. It stands alone in the middle of a vast wasteland that was once our world.
The world is in its final days. Few p The last grocery store in the world. It stands alone in the middle of a vast wasteland that was once our world.
The world is in its final days. Few people survived, and the ones who did are left to starve in this barren wasteland. There is only one beacon of hope for our small band of survivors, and it is the grocery store on the hill. Not just any grocery store, but one that comes alive every night at the same time. The lights come on, the shelves are stocked, and ghostly customers wander the aisles making their selections. That is when our survivors can enter to shop for their needs. They have to be fast because soon armed gunmen will enter the store and start killing everyone at random. Once everyone is dead, the store returns to empty. This scenario plays out night after night. What happened in the past that has made the store imprint and alter reality? What happens if you don't make it out of the store in time? Why is the one guy obsessed with the lady in blue? Highly recommend!
Eight castaways end up on a mysterious island. The air is lethal, there are weird sounds in the wind, and never mind the things coming up with the wavEight castaways end up on a mysterious island. The air is lethal, there are weird sounds in the wind, and never mind the things coming up with the waves. Carlton weaves a strange, toxic world like no other. Even when things are outlandish, you simply shrug it off because it really works with what is going on in the story. Highly recommend!
The Handsome Squirm is a reminder that sex can have repercussions. In a new society it is illegal to get a women or alien knocked up. You have two choThe Handsome Squirm is a reminder that sex can have repercussions. In a new society it is illegal to get a women or alien knocked up. You have two choices marry or go to prison for two decades. Our main character, Moochy the new poppa, has found himself in this position. He chooses option B and marries into the elusive Usagi tribe. Not quite human, Dokura is the expectant mother of 12. Pshh and you thought your mere one baby pregnancy was hard. After birth Moochy finds out he has to give all of himself for his children to thrive. Dokura has to consume him, every last drop....more
I have mixed reviews, as is usually the case when it comes to a collection of short stories. I didn't see the point of the drawings, and the poetry waI have mixed reviews, as is usually the case when it comes to a collection of short stories. I didn't see the point of the drawings, and the poetry was awful. Lucky, there were a few excellent tales in there to redeem itself. The cover is fantastic and deserved a star by itself. Maybe if my Krispy Crème doughnuts resembled this, I would lose a few pounds.
Somewhere in another timeline children are the property of corporations. Our man character, Lincoln , has just been released into the world to find hiSomewhere in another timeline children are the property of corporations. Our man character, Lincoln , has just been released into the world to find his way. He is Smell and a budding artist. Lincoln is having a hard time with painting because who smells a canvas? He meets the girl across the hall, Luci, who is Sight and apparently is lacking in cleanliness. Small problem. Luci has a boyfriend and he is willing to kill for her. It all comes to head one day when two rival corporations are preparing for a rumble in the streets. Finger snapping, hand jiving, who's bad. Lincoln finds himself in his neighbor's apartment and discovers The Egg Man, Orwellian version of Eraserhead and The Tenant filtered through Richard Linklater's rotoscope animation.
If you have read all that then you are scratching your head wondering wtf did I just read. Don't feel bad I had the same reaction. I still don't understand it weeks later. My only complaint is I need Mellick to lower his prices on his short novels. You killing me smalls........more
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