Royal Decree Quotes

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“You’re not fat, just easier to see than most.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.
“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.
“Oops?” Connor shouted. “You blew up half the town.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Luckily the smoke raised the alarm and everyone fled we don’t think any innocent people died. Although when the cavern collapsed two guards were crushed.”
“Yeah I would have been disappointed too.” Jason grinned, his grin was soon wiped off his face when he noticed Dexter’s face change and disapproval of his joke.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.
“Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously.
“Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“He moved closer to her, his face just inches away from her. They stood motionless. Jason looked deep into her eyes. He tore away her barriers and locked eyes. His nose two inches away, he slightly tilted his face and looked at her lips. She slightly turned her face at the opposite angle.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“You can only like someone so much… But never like them as much as you are gonna miss them,”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree