Witty Comebacks Quotes
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“How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?” Laurence whined.
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Face-Off
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Face-Off
“...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.”
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![Robert Goddard](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1238359023i/16246.jpg)
“What are you - Secret Service?'
'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'
'And you're not admitting it, I notice.”
― The Ways of the World
'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'
'And you're not admitting it, I notice.”
― The Ways of the World
![Lucian Bane](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1701386525i/7873610._UX200_CR0,51,200,200_.jpg)
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese”
― Dom Wars: Round Two
― Dom Wars: Round Two
![Eoin Colfer](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1254336426i/10896._UX200_CR0,50,200,200_.jpg)
“You're not a lawyer, are you?' asked the nurse suspiciously. 'One of those geniuses who gets a
degree while they're still in nappies?'
Artemis sighed. 'A genius, yes. A lawyer, hardly. I am, mademoiselle, a customer.'
And suddenly the nurse was all charm.
'Oh, a customer! Why didn't you say so? I'll show you right in. Would sir care for tea, coffee or
perhaps something stronger?'
'I am thirteen years old, mademoiselle.'
'A juice?'
'Tea would be fine. Earl Grey if you have it. No sugar, obviously; it might make me
hyperactive.”
― Eternity Code, The-Artemis Fowl, Book 3
degree while they're still in nappies?'
Artemis sighed. 'A genius, yes. A lawyer, hardly. I am, mademoiselle, a customer.'
And suddenly the nurse was all charm.
'Oh, a customer! Why didn't you say so? I'll show you right in. Would sir care for tea, coffee or
perhaps something stronger?'
'I am thirteen years old, mademoiselle.'
'A juice?'
'Tea would be fine. Earl Grey if you have it. No sugar, obviously; it might make me
hyperactive.”
― Eternity Code, The-Artemis Fowl, Book 3
![Amor Towles](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1472937967i/4536964._UX200_CR0,13,200,200_.jpg)
“Ignatov: "...History has shown charm to be the final ambition of the leisure class. What I do find surprising is that the author of the poem in question could have become a man so obviously without purpose. "
Rostov: "I have lived under the impression that a man's purpose is known only to God."
Ignatov: "Indeed. How convenient that must have been for you.”
― A Gentleman in Moscow
Rostov: "I have lived under the impression that a man's purpose is known only to God."
Ignatov: "Indeed. How convenient that must have been for you.”
― A Gentleman in Moscow
![Jennifer A. Nielsen](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1304970313i/3267859._UY200_CR50,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Fink had a full bowl and grinned at me as he sat back on the bench. "It would help if you used words like 'please and 'thank you.'"
"Then I'll thank you to please stay out of my business."
- The Runaway King”
― The Runaway King
"Then I'll thank you to please stay out of my business."
- The Runaway King”
― The Runaway King
![Rebecca Hanover](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1650668783i/17800459._UX200_CR0,49,200,200_.jpg)
“If you're asking me to wear a ski mask, check the Darkwood handbook, Levi says. Page one hundred thirty-seven. Dress Code. Second Paragraph, fourth line. Prohibited item number forty-two: ski masks or other masks that cover the face.
Prohibited item number forty-two? Is this kid serious?”
― The Similars
Prohibited item number forty-two? Is this kid serious?”
― The Similars
“Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?
Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...
Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!”
― Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1
Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...
Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!”
― Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1
![Saki](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1366003885i/6076026._UX200_CR0,32,200,200_.jpg)
“A little misery wouldn’t matter very much with her. It would go so well with the way she does her hair...”
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![Justin Cronin](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1680289530i/45315._UX200_CR0,33,200,200_.jpg)
“He took a long breath. "I know this doesn't make you happy. But there's a reason."
"Is that right?" (she said)
"How much do you have?"
"You know what I've always liked about you Michael?"
"No, what?"
"I don't remember either.”
― The City of Mirrors
"Is that right?" (she said)
"How much do you have?"
"You know what I've always liked about you Michael?"
"No, what?"
"I don't remember either.”
― The City of Mirrors
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