Willing Victim Quotes

“Let's quit our jobs and fuck all day."
"Works for me. Think somebody will subsidize that? Maybe we could apply for some kind of research grant," she said.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Listen, kiddo,” he said. “I’m a selfish prick, and I want to be the greatest fuck of your life and ruin you for every man who comes after me. But I’m not a mind reader, so I need some help. Otherwise I could end up as the douchebag who’s got shitty taste in wine and totally traumatized you when you were thirty.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“You ever been in a fight?" he asked.
"Not a proper fight...I got detention for kicking Shelly Walker in the butt with my muddy boot when I was in fourth grade."
Flynn laughed. "What'd she do to deserve it?"
She smiled down at her hand. "I think she badmouthed Joey McIntyre or something. I was a hardcore New Kids fan."
Flynn made an amused, judging face. "I hope it was worth it."
"Oh yes. Nobody puts Joey Mac down and gets away with it.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“That gooey stuff inside a Boston crème donut. That’s what you smell like. Now I’ll get a hard-on every time I eat one.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Only for you, fan-girl.” He tossed her towel. “And I like when you blush, so go ahead. Mop my sweat, you kinky beast.”
-Michael Flynn, Willing Victim”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Let’s quit our jobs and fuck all day.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Well, draw yourself a pretty little blueprint and do me a favor and don’t show it to me. I like fighting, and I like fucking. I don’t care much for thinking.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Silence, please? I'm trying to watch this documentary." Laurel nodded at The Bachelor. "I believe one of the females is about to present to the alpha.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Now you make yourself come, bitch. And I'll know if you're faking. You make that cunt clench around my cock or I swear to God I'll make you regret it”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Is six a.m. too early to watch The Bachelor and mock all the giggly, desperate women?"
"Go for it. Though I bet it'd work better as a drinking game," Laurel said. "One shot for the flirty arm touch. Chug if they strip and bum-rush the pool."
Anne hit play. "Like they'd get their hair wet."
Laurel stared at the screen, laughed at Anne's comments but felt another weird pang upset her insides. "Would you say this show makes something incredibly complex--you know, relationships--into something mind-numbingly vapid? Or does it make something actually rather simple into a big fucking circus?"
"Both. That's why I love it."
"I couldn't stand competing for a man like that," Laurel murmured. "I don't have the right...programming for it. Like to fight like that. Some people get an adrenaline rush and they're like foosh, give me somebody to beat down. I just, like curl up into a ball and want to hide."
"I'm somewhere in the middle," Anne said. "I'm like a ninja. I'll like, come out of my shadowy hiding space and beat you down, bitches. You won't even see me.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“It was what she'd been doing in every aspect of her life lately, wanting to hole up in the backseat and not be asked to drive. Just hand over the keys to someone else.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“You taste so fucking amazing.” He brought his head up and Laurel could see the violent rise and fall of his chest. “Sit on my face,” he said.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Okay. We've got about twenty minutes before I get mean again.'
She laughed, relieved the night was still young, 'What are you, some kind of sex-werewolf?”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Are you part of the BDSM scene or whatever?" Laurel asked.
He made an exasperated noise. "I can't stand that shit. They make everything so fucking complicated. You might as well be one of those Civil-fucking-War..." He twirled his hand, searching for the word.
"Reenactors?"
He snapped his fingers at her. "Three points.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Laurel had gotten plenty of head in her time, but never like this. Flynn fucked her with his mouth…”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“You are some fucked-up kind of magical, she thought.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“I’m a selfish prick, and I want to be the greatest fuck of your life and ruin you for every man who comes after me. But I’m not a mind reader, so I need some help.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“And I’ll tell you now, I won’t be calling you tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, so don’t get in a stink when I don’t. None of the normal dating rules apply to this.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked?”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“I’d rather go without and be lonely than not be how I really want with someone.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“She studied his face. “You know, you’re really a very nice man.” He laughed. “That orgasm must have fucked you up in the head.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Do you hate quitters as much as you hate impatient people?” Flynn smiled. “I try and hate everybody equally.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“I was just thinking, when I first met you, you seemed really... obvious. And you're not. Not just how you are in bed," she said, rambling. "On the outside you're like uber-macho, Mr. Toolbelt-and-Boxing Gloves with your bossy accent and your attitude and your...tallness."
"My tallness?"
"And your body and everything. But you're really something else on the inside. Sorry," she said. "That sounded was more squishy than I meant it to. Should I insult you, to take the edge off all that squishiness?"
"Nah. I'll just take it out on you next time."
She smiled to herself. "I'm sure you will.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“She couldn't care less what people wondered, though--she just wanted to be seen walking beside this man, knowing what his body was capable of, wishing everyone else knew too.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“He gets off on being rough and domineering and cruel, but it’s not who he is.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Just like me wanting to pretend a man is forcing me once in a while doesn’t mean I secretly think I deserve to get raped or that I’d ever in a million years want to be. It’s all about control—having it or giving it up. It’s really freeing, when it’s your thing.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“I like fighting, and I like fucking. I don’t care much for thinking.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Any fucker ever tells you that, you give me a call and I’ll come over and kick the holy hell out of him for you.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Sex is…I don’t know, it’s like the realest sort of human experience I got, aside from fighting. It’s hard, going without. I got nothin’ against sitting up ’til one a.m. playing canasta with my sister, but it’s not exactly a satisfying substitute.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim

“Let’s quit our jobs and fuck all day.” “Works for me. Think somebody will subsidize that? Maybe we could apply for some kind of research grant,” she said.”
― Cara McKenna, Willing Victim