Hyperbole And A Half Quotes

“Death can take away your friends and pets, but it can't take away the weird shit they did.”
― Allie Brosh, Solutions and Other Problems

“Cake is the only thing that matters.”
― Allie Brosh

“One of the most terrifying things that has ever happened to me was watching myself over and over again--thirty-five days in a row--not to return a movie I had rented. Every day, I saw it sitting there on the arm of my couch. And every day, I thought, "I should really do something about that..." and then I just didn't.”
― Allie Brosh

“I've gotten pretty good at making myself feel ashamed. I can even use shame in a theoretical sense to make myself do the right thing BEFORE I do the wrong thing. This skill could be described as "morality," but I prefer to call it "How Horrible Can I Be Before I Experience a Prohibitive Amount of Shame?”
― Allie Brosh