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“I can golf in 17 different languages. I don’t speak any of them, but that’s balanced out by your inability to listen and understand.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“People watch my unique style of play, and they want to know my top three golf influences. That's easy. John Daly, practicing daily, and an orange and white cat surrounded by yellow ducklings.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“You have to have balls to golf. That’s why The Securities and Exchange Commission doesn’t play.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I love how golf courses have water hazards. But the ponds feel empty without ducks. I'd like to start a business renting my ducks out to country clubs.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I watched the cheese melt in the microwave—along with the surrounding plastic. I forgot to take it out of its package before use, just like my golf game.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
Allison’s 2023 Year in Books
Take a look at Allison’s Year in Books. The good, the bad, the long, the short—it’s all here.
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Business, Chick-lit, Contemporary, Crime, Ebooks, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor and Comedy, Memoir, Mystery, Non-fiction, Philosophy, Poetry, Psychology, Romance, Self help, Suspense, Travel, and Young-adult
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