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Zombies Have Issues
As we know from Greg Stones's first breakout hit book, zombies hate stuff. It's less understood that the undead also struggle with the stuff of everyday life usually navigated by the breathing. Zombies have issues with yoga, bad hair days, chopsticks, the morning commute, touch-screen technology, and more. They kind of enjoy skunks, gardening, and acupuncture, but they have major issues with banana peels, Renaissance fairs, bear traps, and bunnies. In the face of such adversity, all zombies really want is a cure. With humor, wit, and braaaains, Greg Stones's colorful painted panels offer a sympathetically funny, new perspective into the trials and tribulations of the undead in a world made for the living.
64 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 1, 2014
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November 3, 2022
Book 2 of my Zombie-a-thon 2022!
"Zombies have issues with performance reviews"
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"Zombies have issues with performance reviews"
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May 5, 2023
Overview:
Zombies Have Issues talk about the issues that zombies face in everyday life. The things they like and what they really want deep down.
Thoughts:
I like how simple this book was. It wasn't hard to read at all, it was short yet sweet and the art got to the point but it wasn't over the top which was cool.
This whole book was funny and humorous and especially the ending which I won't be saying in case people are wanting to read it.
I like how the book didn't just focus on what zombies have issues with only but also focused on what they like as well! And also what they are wanting from life.
It kind of gave zombies a personality which was interesting to me!
Overall this was a very cute book!
If you would like to donate to the Zombie Foundation and donate a brain it would be very appreciated.
Zombies Have Issues talk about the issues that zombies face in everyday life. The things they like and what they really want deep down.
Thoughts:
I like how simple this book was. It wasn't hard to read at all, it was short yet sweet and the art got to the point but it wasn't over the top which was cool.
This whole book was funny and humorous and especially the ending which I won't be saying in case people are wanting to read it.
I like how the book didn't just focus on what zombies have issues with only but also focused on what they like as well! And also what they are wanting from life.
It kind of gave zombies a personality which was interesting to me!
Overall this was a very cute book!
If you would like to donate to the Zombie Foundation and donate a brain it would be very appreciated.
February 8, 2020
This is one of the most adorable things I have seen in a while. I need prints for my wall.
October 5, 2019
Ah even more funny things with zombies!! I love it from beginning to the very last cute page! Not only did the zombies have issues with things, but i learned the things they loved, and things they hated the most... always funny and very informative (you know if we have a zombie apocalypse!).
February 12, 2017
Such a silly little book that takes about five minutes to read and look at. I had a few snickers. :)
August 10, 2014
It's funny to see Zombie face life's challenges and completely fall apart.
August 19, 2014
Generally I find all things zombie pretty hilarious...but this just didn't do it for me. I think the first pictures of a dog peeing on a zombie cracked me up, but other than that... meh.
July 15, 2015
Loved the 'Oz' one! ...and waterskiing!
July 15, 2015
Bonus points for the evil bunnies!
October 3, 2020
This is a 3 minute read. Which I don't hold against it.
I finished it looking for positives. I guess that if this was made into a book of postcards and twenty years ago then it would have a purpose. It isn't particularly funny or cute in its design. It labours a joke that wasn't funny to start with.
It is probably perfect for someone who prefers repetitive memes to books. It lacks substance in more than one sense of the word.
I finished it looking for positives. I guess that if this was made into a book of postcards and twenty years ago then it would have a purpose. It isn't particularly funny or cute in its design. It labours a joke that wasn't funny to start with.
It is probably perfect for someone who prefers repetitive memes to books. It lacks substance in more than one sense of the word.
May 1, 2023
Quick fun read
Zombies Have Issues is a quick fun read for Zombie Awareness Month in May. It's funny and it has great illustrations. I highly recommend reading this book. Also it would make an excellent gift for a zombie fan.
Zombies Have Issues is a quick fun read for Zombie Awareness Month in May. It's funny and it has great illustrations. I highly recommend reading this book. Also it would make an excellent gift for a zombie fan.
September 24, 2018
Zombies Have Issues and so does this book.
Author Greg Stones here jumps on a bandwagon topic and makes little effort to expand on it even as satire.
The artwork is good in a minimalist way. However, I think Zombies Have Issues' overall presentation tries and fails to be both corny and clever.
Author Greg Stones here jumps on a bandwagon topic and makes little effort to expand on it even as satire.
The artwork is good in a minimalist way. However, I think Zombies Have Issues' overall presentation tries and fails to be both corny and clever.
October 21, 2018
That was really funny.
July 19, 2020
It’s very cute but kind of weird
February 19, 2021
This book is simply cute and fun.
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August 13, 2021
Zombies Have Issues – Greg Stones ***
Original and ridiculous bad-taste funny: bad hair day; garden gnomes, time-travel paradoxes (ha, the best!)
Original and ridiculous bad-taste funny: bad hair day; garden gnomes, time-travel paradoxes (ha, the best!)
September 26, 2021
A very simple comic I read with my kids. My oldest boy enjoyed the book enough he put up with having to sound out some very challenging words.
December 22, 2021
Great book. I could stop laughing when my rabbit attacked my Halloween prop zombie
January 3, 2022
A comic book about the trials and tribulations facing zombies today and a few about some things that they actually like.
Cute and funny . . .
Cute and funny . . .
March 4, 2022
1000000000/5 stars
July 30, 2022
entertaining!
May 23, 2023
One word: hilarious.
July 7, 2023
Great punchline. got this for 50 cents at a garage sale <3
March 29, 2022
Kind of too dumb and obvious to be funny, although I liked the sickly yellow sky.
February 13, 2017
I think I liked this one even better than Zombies Hate Stuff. Lol so good!
July 24, 2015
I think I was expecting a little more from this one. Really it was just a picture book of zombies doing random things poorly. Not many of the pictures made me laugh, the exception being the zombie water skiing and having her arms fall off! I prefer Edward Gorey style dark humor, so maybe I missed what was funny about this one. Or maybe it just really wasn't very funny. Either way, I only dedicated about 5 minutes of my life to this book so I don't feel too worked up about it!
May 24, 2023
Book #140 of the year 2020
This was a book from the Trick or Treat display. Quick 5 min read. Very cute, but I am trying to understand how it can come from the Nonfiction section when it is a book about Zombies....
5/20/23 - Passed by a shelf and this caught my eye. I remembered reading it and thought it was cute. Found a few others so picked them all up. I still am trying to figure out how this can be in the Nonfiction section.....
This was a book from the Trick or Treat display. Quick 5 min read. Very cute, but I am trying to understand how it can come from the Nonfiction section when it is a book about Zombies....
5/20/23 - Passed by a shelf and this caught my eye. I remembered reading it and thought it was cute. Found a few others so picked them all up. I still am trying to figure out how this can be in the Nonfiction section.....
December 18, 2014
Hm, cute idea and I love my Zombies, but when I flipped through this I was a disappointed. I don't think I chuckled once which is a bit my requirement for funny 2-minutes books with mostly pictures. Something didn't quite hit the nerve here, Zombies' likes, dislikes and issues should be funnier. There were one or two pages that made me start a smile but that is not enough.
September 27, 2014
The campfire zombies were very sad zombies.
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