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5.0 out of 5 starsForest Green Pixel 7 Pro Case: Not Your Grandma's Olive
Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2024
Listen, I'm not gonna lie. When I first saw this "forest green" Pixel 7 Pro case, I thought, "Oh boy, that's about as exciting as watching paint dry... in the forest." I mean, come on, green phone cases are a dime a dozen, right? Wrong. So wrong, I almost choked on my kale smoothie (because yes, I'm that person now).
This case, my friends, is the Slytherin to your phone's Gryffindor. It's the emerald to your diamond. It's the avocado to your toast (wait, that one might be a stretch). Basically, it's not just green, it's GREEN. Like, the kind of green that makes trees jealous and peacocks cower. It's a deep, rich hue that changes with the light, from a cool, mysterious jade to a sun-kissed olive grove. And let me tell you, it looks damn good on my Pixel.
But it's not just about the looks (although, let's be real, those are killer). This case is like a ninja bodyguard for your phone. It's grippy enough to hold onto during a zombie apocalypse (or just a clumsy coffee spill), but not so sticky that it feels like you're wrestling an octopus to get it in your pocket. Plus, it's surprisingly thin, so it doesn't add any bulk to your sleek Pixel.
And the buttons? Oh, the buttons! They're clicky and responsive, like tiny green grasshoppers doing the can-can on your phone. It's the little things, people.
So, yeah, I was wrong. This case is the opposite of boring. It's the kind of case that makes people ask, "Where did you get that awesome thing?" It's the kind of case that makes your phone look like it deserves its own Instagram account. It's the kind of case that might just make you want to dye your hair emerald green to match.
(Okay, maybe not that last one. But hey, I never said I wasn't easily influenced.)
Pros:
*Gorgeous, unique forest green color that changes with the light
*Grippy and protective without being bulky
*Clicky, satisfying buttons
*Makes your phone look like a million bucks (or at least a really cool avocado)
Cons:
*Might make you want to buy more green things (clothes, furniture, cars...)
*May cause spontaneous outbreaks of Slytherin pride
Final Verdict:
This case is the bees knees (or should I say, the avocado pits?) of Pixel 7 Pro cases. It's stylish, protective, and just plain fun. If you're looking for a case that's anything but ordinary, this is the one for you. Just don't blame me if you suddenly start quoting Draco Malfoy.
Rating: 5 out of 5 emeralds (because apparently, that's a thing now)
P.S. If you see me rocking this case and a suspiciously green outfit, come say hi! We can bond over our shared love of emerald awesomeness.