Goat Simulator 3 12+

I love these games always have. Have this on Xbox and it’s amazing. The phone port….eh not so great. Running iPhone 15 pro max and have massive frame rate issues. There’s not even a graphic setting in order to allow you to adjust this or even favor performance over fidelity. Either way the pro max should be able to run this at 60 fps realistically with 0 issues. Hoping for some performance bug fixes and adjustments it’s a bit hard to play when I’m skipping all over the place due to frame rate drops, and I’m not talking a few fps. I mean like down to 15 or 20 fps at times.

Well Coffee Stain, you did it again. You made yet another amazing and outstanding Goat Simulator game. I have played the original Goat Simulator for a while now. I got all of the mobile games, and the Nintendo Switch version, so of course I was excited to see one of my favorite all time video game series get ported over to mobile. I really enjoy this new entry a lot. It is fun, and brings plenty of new content and features to the table, while retaining some of the classic Goat Simulator charm like seen before. Additionally, the amount of content that is in this game is mind blowing, especially since this appears to be the full map that is seen on the PC/9th Gen Console Versions.

However, there is one small issue, which has to be how often it crashes. Now, I understand I signed up for this when I got the mobile version instead of getting it on a PC or console, but it can be quite annoying at times. I hope this gets patched in the future. Other than this, this is a fantastic game that I hope to sink many more hours into!

This game is amazing! I have been a long time fan of the goat simulator games, and this one takes the series in a whole new direction. The challenges have perfect degree of difficulty. The lore surrounding the farmer is incredibly witty, approachable, yet challenging and fun all at the same time. The ending, which I will not spoil, is really funny and clever. The developers did an amazing job. The structure of the game, the challenges and events, is very effective. It makes the player interact with the entire map and explore. The map and game design in itself is incredibly detailed. There’s so much to explore and so many secrets to uncover. I have very few complaints about this game. However, if I were to be picky, I would have to say that I miss the old animations for the way the goats run. I don’t like the way they move in this new game; it looks very wonky and unnatural. Overall, you cannot go wrong with this game. Thank you creators for bringing this game to us!