WTF

Google has taken the wraps off Chimera Painter, a web-based tool that lets anyone generate terrifying cryptozoological entities in an interface that looks like MS Paint by way of Diablo.…

Google has created an AI-powered nightmare creature generator

Want to increase company value on the open market? Just change your name to something blockchain. At least, that worked for the Long Island Iced Tea Corp after changing its name…

Long Island Iced Tea shares went gangbusters after changing its name to Long Blockchain

You’ve seen it all before: a drone takes off in an open field, everything is clear. The drone flies straight up for a moment then, on the way down, it…

The Tortilla Drone is the flying robot we’ve all been waiting for

There’s hardly anything that we haven’t tried putting machine learning to work at, and usually they take to it like a duck to water. That’s not the case here, with…

Horble gray, Burf pink: This neural network’s attempts to name colors are inexplicably hilarious

Whether you’re an unsung mathematical genius with a penchant for writing complex equations all over everything or a damn vandal, you’ll find the WriteyDesk quite useful. This test is essentially…

The WriteyDesk is a desk you can write on

FADE IN: EXT. BOHEMIAN GROVE – NIGHT Two VCs are wearing feathered headdresses and leather breeches. One, Anton, is drinking Soylent 3.0 from a bag, the other, Brad, Chateau Margaux…

Juicero users find that man trumps machine

We’ve all been there: You turn up to the gate and there are more passengers than there are seats on the plane. You wouldn’t be the first person to think,…

Why do airlines overbook their flights?

In the annals of mechanical gadgets it doesn’t get much simpler than a flask. You open the top, pour booze in and close the top. Then you drink. But what…

The Macallan x Urwerk Flask is $2,000 worth of high-tech boozing

As you watch your favorite adult films – I particularly enjoy My Dinner With Andre – I suspect you often wonder how foreign porn dialogue (“Yur kumberbund haz gefallent unto…

Translation startup pulls off the ultimate pivot… to porn
AI

WTF is machine learning?

It’s no coincidence that Alan Turing, one of the most influential computer scientists of all time, started his 1950 treatise on computing with the question “Can machines think?” From our science fiction to our…

WTF is machine learning?
Enterprise

WTF is a container?

You can’t go to a developer conference today and not hear about software containers: Docker, Kubernetes, Mesos and a bunch of other names with a nautical ring to them.[/tc_dropcap] Microsoft,…

WTF is a container?

As we approach the coming mechanical watch apocalypse strange things will begin happening. Dogs and cats shall live together. Beloved watch brands shall buy each other for no good reason.…

Watch manufacturer Sinn loses its mind with a hybrid mechanical/Apple Watch band

Let’s say you have a certain someone on your list who is really into biohacking. Let’s also assume you’re Ok with having discoid roaches in the house. Then also let’s…

The Roboroach Is Either The Best Or Worst Holiday Gift Ever

The Keurig Kold is such an odd product that it almost looks like it came from a distant world where no one cares about corn syrup ingestion. Clad in white…

The Keurig Kold Is A Space Oddity In The World Of Soft Drinks

Dear friends: there is now a robot that can kill starfish underwater by hunting them down and injecting them with poison. The starfish in question is the Crown of Throns…

Watch This Robot Hunt And Kill Destructive Starfish

Kids are mean. Just ask any robot. Robotics engineers have discovered a tendency for little kids – kindergarteners and grade schoolers – to be abusive towards robots when they’re not…

Researchers Teach Robots To Avoid Childhood Bullies

Do you believe in perpetual motion? The Flat Earth Theory? The sauroids who run our governments? Have I got something for you. The Wind Energy Stored In Gravity project allows…

Behold! Watch As The Power Of The Wind Instantly Energizes This 3D-Printed Thingamabob

As we approach Peak Star Wars at last week’s Comic-Con, I’d like to present something so inexplicable yet potentially beguiling that it seems on the verge of exploding into a…

The MB&F MusicMachine 3 Is A Rich Nerd’s Dream

A Japanese company called Aerial Burton has been using lasers to ionize air molecules in midair for a few years now, thereby creating bright pixels that float in space. Using…

Researchers Use Femtosecond Lasers To Display Touchable Images In The Air

There are a few universal truths in online dating: most photos are carefully staged, most profiles are slightly puffed-up, and most people on them (and this is clearly fast-changing) are…

Marketers Tricked SXSW Tinder Users With A Chatbot

Robots need ketamine too! And to supply their robot with drugs a group of Swiss techno-artists programmed an agent to randomly buy an item on a random darknet site with…

Swiss Police Confiscate The Things Purchased Randomly By A Darknet Bot

A few years ago we wrote about something called a Kuratas, a robotic mech suit that allowed the wearer to fire a BB Gatling gun whenever they smile at their…

A Million-Dollar Robot Suit Is Available On Amazon Japan

What did I tell you? In a last-ditch effort to save themselves, watchmakers are now turning to the band in order to ensure that timekeeping remains well in the realm…

Montblanc Announces A Smart Bracelet For Your Fancy Watch

Spanish Newspapers Want Google News Back

The Internet is like a delicate rainforest ecosystem. You remove one player and the rest suffer and die. That happened in Spain this week when the government there began cracking…

Spanish Newspapers Want Google News Back

The following sentence has never been written in the history of human language: A mistletoe-toting drone flying in a crowded Sheepshead Bay TGI Friday’s restaurant cut a photographer’s face after…

TGI Friday’s Mistletoe Drone Injures Photographer In Brooklyn

Why Does This Diamond Hashtag Ring Exist?

It would appear that Intel isn’t the only company interested in adding a touch of technological flair to the fashion industry. Bloomingdale’s is now selling a ring by a designer…

Why Does This Diamond Hashtag Ring Exist?
Hardware

The T Machine Swipes All The Tinders

Human interaction is hard. Humans are weird animals, covered in hair and full of blood and stuff and getting to know one or two for the purposes of procreation or…

The T Machine Swipes All The Tinders

Today in “putting stuff onto things on which they don’t belong,” we present a user, xyq058775, and his exciting admission that he installed Windows 95 on a brand new iPhone.…

Chinese Programmer Sticks Windows 95 On An iPhone 6 Plus

Another day, another insectobot connected to a small, audio-sensing cyborg harness. Two researchers at the North Carolina State University, Dr. Alper Bozkurt and Matt Shipman, have mounted a small circuit…

Biorobotic Roaches Can Use Microphones To Search Rubble For Survivors

As we approach the coming AI singularity, it will be important for the robots to move among us to track us undetected. If this article in Nature Methods is any…

Researchers Send Robotic Penguin Babies In To Monitor Real Penguins